Ecopod crushes your empties, makes you feel better about yourself

Recycling is something that everyone should do but is easy to lazily forget to do when you're five beers in and just want to get rid of the cans. Make recycling a slicker experience by picking up an Ecopod, a compactor that crushes and separates your recyclables. It's got a compactor for your aluminum in addition to separate compartments for glass and plastic, making the whole ordeal easy as can be. It'll only take up as much space as a standard trash can, but it cost a hell of a lot more: $328. Who says you can't put a price on being environmentally friendly? But just think of how good you'll feel, having all your bottles of malt liquor sorted from your cans of Natural Ice, all crushed and compact and easy to recycle. You'll be using your functional alcoholism to save the environment, which is pretty much the best justification you can have for that lifestyle of yours.